My cousin once knew a guy...

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3 seconds sound clip from the Easy Money (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:36:50.972 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- I brought a book.

- El Joyo de Sexo.

- It's in Spanish.

- I'm gonna translate it for you. It has a very happy ending. You're gonna love it.

- What do you want from me, Julio?

- I never seen anything like that.

- Try to understand. I keep hearing my father say, Don't.

- He meant before you were married.

- I'm not so sure. You don't know my father.

- Allison, listen to me.

- My cousin once knew a guy...

- And the guy went out with a virgin for six months. And on their wedding night, when they got married, they wanted to consummate the marriage, the woman wouldn't let him. And in the morning, they found the guy dead in the bed next to her.

- Allison? I don't wanna die.

- You're my wife.

- We're all alone. And your father, he is a million miles away.

- Hey, Julio, I just wanna say good night to my little baby.

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Easy Money (1983) Sound Clip

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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