Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Easy Money (1983 poster)

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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21 I mean, look at you. You're smoking, drinking. -We're in a bar. What do you expect us to do?

— Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

22 I need a drink and a cigarette so I can think this over, you know?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

23 I tell ya, I'm fed up with everything. I wanna go to sleep and wake up four months from now when it's all over.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

24 I'll see you later. And I'm sure you're gonna talk about me when I'm gone.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

25 My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her _.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

26 What about shoes? -Well, you need shoes that go on and off easy. You know, no shoe horn. And no laces. They slow you up. -Yes, I see that. Chunky, black mailman oxfords, with adorable little white cotton socks.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

27 What are you playing, Mozart? -Scales. -Scales, huh? Never heard of him.

— Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

28 What are you talkin' to me about drugs for? I got my daughter here. She's 12 years old.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

29 What do you see in him, anyway? What are you in love with? He's not in your class. He's afraid of the dark. He wets his pants. When he eats, he gets food all over his face. He's a mama's boy. What are you, in nursery school now?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

30 What have they got in this place, antiques? -No, those are the customers.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield), Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

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