My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her ass.
— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)
4 seconds sound clip from the Easy Money (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:31:24.880 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Wait a minute. Don't get grease on the cards.
- Gimme the red pepper, will you?
- So what'd you tell her tonight?
- Tonight? I told her her perfume is driving me crazy. Then I told her I married Rose to get to her.
- My mother-in-law. For years I wouldn't kiss her face, I ended up kissin' her ass.
[...]
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Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.
Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)
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