Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

Easy Money (1983 poster)

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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71 I'm so hungry, I could eat the waitress.

— Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

72 Leave him, dear. Just simply walk out on him. His entire body is bloodshot. He'll never change.

— Mrs. Kathleen Monahan (Geraldine Fitzgerald)

73 May I help you? -No, thanks. Just browsing. -How long do you intend to browse? -But that lady there, you didn't ask her how long she intends to browse. How come you're asking us how long we intend to browse?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

74 No offense? No offense? You are an offense! Why, you can barely walk erect.

— Mrs. Kathleen Monahan (Geraldine Fitzgerald)

75 No, no. Be mean. Wave your arms. Make believe you're angry.
76 Pie is wearing the Italian restaurant look. Perfect for picnics where you can be your own tablecloth.
77 Somebody! Will you shut the fat little bastard up?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

78 This is, um, delicious! What do you call it? -Chicken!
79 We're drivin' a half hour. The closest we came to food, we almost hit a deer.
80 What happened? -I got the back of my hand stuck in the toilet.

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