- Why can't you make everybody happy and shake hands with this kid?
- Not me.
- Shake hands with him... Good. Look at him, look at him.
- If I look at him, I won't shake hands!
- Look at him. Go ahead.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield), Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

15 seconds sound clip from the Easy Money (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:10.505 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Back up, back up, will ya! Turn the wheel to the right. The wheel, will ya!

- Where're you goin', what's happening here? We gotta get outta here.

- Hold it, will ya? Hold it! I mean, he ain't goin' nowhere. What's your problem?

- Hey! Whoo! Hey! Whoo!

- Why didn't he fix the walk? It's been this way for months!

- Why can't you make everybody happy and shake hands with this kid?

- Not me.

- Shake hands with him... Good. Look at him, look at him.

- If I look at him, I won't shake hands!

- Look at him. Go ahead.

- Now look, Julio. We're family now, all right? Just do the right thing. Make Allison happy. She's a great girl. I know, I lived with her for 18 years.

- Can I call you dad?

- Oh, it's wonderful to see you two get along.

- Good-bye! Good-bye, honey!

- Hey, what are we doin' here, my glass is empty. Come on, will ya?

[...]

Easy Money (1983) Sound Clip

Easy Money (1983 poster)

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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