Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere.
5 seconds sound clip from the Home Alone 2: Lost in New York movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:48:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- And what would you do if one of them was missing?
- I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing.
- Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do?
- Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere.
- Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am.
- I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. Fine.
- But he's still all by himself in a big city. And he doesn't deserve that.
- He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree.
- Oh, dear God, I know where he is.
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