Hey! Back up! This is a homemade explosive device! And I'll blow it up! Know why? 'Cause I work for the post office! So you know I'm not stable! Tell them!
12 seconds sound clip from the Jingle All the Way (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:54:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Freeze!
- Just can't stay out of trouble, can you?
- You wouldn't want to hurt a fellow civil servant, would you?
- What's all this violence? It's Christmas I was just delivering some Christmas...
- All right, just stay there. And I'll know if you move, 'cause I have the ears of a snake!
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