Quotes with Sound Clips from Jingle All the Way (1996) - Page 2

Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

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, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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11 But you know what? I'm one step ahead of you.. Because I've got a bigger brain.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

12 He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot and goodness knows he didn't want a lot.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

13 No, not true! I recycle!

— (Martin Mull)

14 This is nothing but a harmless Christmas package.

— Officer Alexander Hummell (Robert Conrad)

15 What it looks like is that you've broken into our neighbor's house and you're stealing presents from under the tree.

— Liz Langston (Rita Wilson)

16 You can't bench-press your way out of this one.

— Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman)

17 Come on. Come on. What are you, chicken? Chick, chick, chick. Chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick, chick!

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

18 I'm not a pervert. I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll.

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

19 All right, just stay there. And I'll know if you move, 'cause I have the ears of a snake!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

20 And then when you get the toy, it breaks, and you can't fix it because it's cheap plastic!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

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