Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Jingle All the Way

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

4 more actors, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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21 Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce. Did wonders for my dad.
22 I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology, so I'm right in there. I know what's going on.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

23 I'm sorry you had to go through that back there. Here. Have some nonalcoholic eggnog.

— Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman)

24 It's just a doll. It's just a stupid little plastic doll! -Uh-uh-uh. That's action figure.

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

25 Oh, he barked up the wrong tree!

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

26 They spend billions of dollars on TV advertisement and then they sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

27 Why don't you just put on a dress and weep like a little girl?
28 But... Of course, for my old man, Christmas was just another opportunity to let me down.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

29 Hey! Back up! This is a homemade explosive device! And I'll blow it up! Know why? 'Cause I work for the post office! So you know I'm not stable! Tell them!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

30 No, I didn't have to build a bomb. Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day. I just kept one in case I ever needed it.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

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