Quotes with Sound Clips from Jingle All the Way (1996) - Page 5

Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

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, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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41 What... Who told you you could eat my cookies?

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

42 You broke my little mirror.

— Officer Alexander Hummell (Robert Conrad)

43 Ah! That will be 300. -Dollars? -No. Chocolate kisses. Yes, dollars!

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

44 And then they sit there and make a kid feel like garbage because you, the father, who's working 24-7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office but me...

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

45 Don't you forget. You're my number one customer.

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

46 Hey! That's Santa's helper!

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

47 Hey. Give the man a break. He's a dad trying to get a toy. Go ahead. Have cuts, man.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

48 Hi, little girl. Look what I've got for you - a shiny red ball. Do you want to trade?

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

49 I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and the rock-and-roar jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says five different phrases including, It's turbo time!

— Jamie Langston (Jake Lloyd)