Quotes with Sound Clips from Jingle All the Way (1996) - Page 5

Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

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, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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41 What would you know about keeping your promises? You never keep your promises! You never do anything you say you're gonna do! Ever!

— Jamie Langston (Jake Lloyd)

42 Why do you think the window's there? So I can just put the mail in there! But you act like everything's okay! Hey, Mr. Mailman! Like I have no feelings of my own!

43 In the North Pole, them are fighting words, partner. Put 'em up.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

44 Relax, buddy. I'm not about to hit a Santa Claus.

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

45 That was really a bomb? This is a sick world we're living in. Sick people!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

46 What... Who told you you could eat my cookies?

— Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

47 You broke my little mirror.

— Officer Alexander Hummell (Robert Conrad)

48 Ah! That will be 300. -Dollars? -No. Chocolate kisses. Yes, dollars!

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

49 And then they sit there and make a kid feel like garbage because you, the father, who's working 24-7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office but me...

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)