Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Jingle All the Way

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

4 more actors, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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51 I'm sorry about that, uh, little tension we had on the roof up there.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

52 Mmm! Oh, these cookies! I got to get the recipe from Liz.
53 Not to mention relatives sending presents they're going to have to send back anyway. How many toiletry kits does a man need?
54 Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo.
55 Password. -Jingle bells, Batman smells.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

56 That was really a bomb? This is a sick world we're living in. Sick people!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

57 That's odd. Reindeer are usually such gentle animals. There must be something about you he doesn't like - aftershave or something.

Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman)

58 This must be the sloppiest bust I've ever seen in my entire career on the force. Detective Howard Lang - undercover.
59 What are you, Dan Rather? What is this, 60 Minutes? What are you, the question king, huh? Chill.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

60 What did you call us? -You heard me right: con men, thieves, degenerates, lowlifes, thugs, criminals!

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