Quotes with Sound Clips from Jingle All the Way (1996) - Page 7

Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

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, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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61 What would you know about keeping your promises? You never keep your promises! You never do anything you say you're gonna do! Ever!

— Jamie Langston (Jake Lloyd)

62 You can't hide your feelings from me. Go on. Let it out. Get it out of your system.

— Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman)

63 You know it's all a ploy, don't you? Man, where have you been? Don't you watch TV? We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

64 You know what happened? He became a billionaire. And me? Well I'm just a loser with no future.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

65 You see, what we have here... Ha! Oh! Is a gift certificate.

— (Martin Mull)

66 You're the kind that puts the trash can in front of the mailbox so I have to get out of my Jeep, don't you?

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

67 Recite the alphabet. -A, B, C... -Backwards.

— Officer Alexander Hummell (Robert Conrad)

68 Ta-ta, Turtle Man.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

69 Better luck next time, loser.

70 Hey, where do you think you're going, kid? Come back here, my little pretty... and your little doll too!

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