Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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11 Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

12 You see that moon? You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon wondering if at that exact moment, my mom or my dad was looking at the same moon. And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

13 No, man, but you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You got to keep on keepin' on.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

14 You like to see homos naked?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

15 All aberration radio, all the time.

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

16 And you, of course, are careening headlong into yet another hellish day in that tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

17 Hey, freak boy. 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

— Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller)

18 Now, while I'm up here waiting... You. Show me them boobies.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

19 Rule number one, I'm number one.

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

20 She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be. And you made out with her, man! What's wrong with you, you pervert?

— Joe Dirt (David Spade)

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