Shh. They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.
6 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:00:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Long legs goin' up to that tight butt.
- Clem, you asshole. Are you alive?
- Shh. They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.
- It's okay. I felt it was time to move on anyway, you know. Maybe find a better town.
- Joe, there's somethin' you should think about. I was thinkin' about that car. The Rambler wagon.
- That's a rare car. People would remember selling a car like that.
[...]
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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)
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