This is a business. This is not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business. But until then, we're the people to see.

10 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Total impound fees come to 3496 dollars. Plus 35 bucks for the tow.

- What? Three thousand, man... That's more than I paid for the whole car!

- Oh. Hmm. Interesting.

- You want it or not?

- Yeah, but... I think that all I got's, like, 450 bucks.

- This is a business. This is not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business. But until then, we're the people to see.

- I'll tell you what I could do. I could sell you a car for 450 bucks, but it ain't gonna be no Hemi.

- I thought you had a Hemi.

- Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed. So I stole this pile.

- Oh. My outlaw.

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