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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Monty Python's Life of Brian

A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

— (Terry Jones)

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4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:02:32.911 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!

- We were led by a star!

- Led by a bottle, more like! Go on, out!

- We must see him. We have brought presents!

- Out!

- Gold, frankincense, myrrh! Well, why didn't you say? He's over there.

- Sorry the place is a bit of a mess.

- Well, what is myrrh anyway?

- It is a valuable balm.

- A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

- What?

- That's a dangerous animal! Quick! Throw it in the trough!

- No, it isn't!

- Yes, it is. It's a great, big...

- No, no, no, it is an ointment.

- Well, there is an animal called a balm, or did I dream it?

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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