- Can I join your group?
- No. Piss off.

4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:22:01.954 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.

- Got any nuts?

- Haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badger spleens.

- No, no, no.

- Otters' noses?

- I don't want that Roman rubbish!

- Why don't you sell proper food?

- Proper food?

- Yeah, and not those rich, imperialist tidbits.

- Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.

- All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.

- Make it two.

- Two.

- Thanks, Reg.

- Are you the Judean People's Front?

- Fuck off!

- What?

- Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front!

- Wankers.

- Can I join your group?

- No. Piss off.

- I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody!

- Are you sure?

- Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.

- Listen, if you wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.

- I do.

- Oh, yeah? How much?

- A lot.

- Right. You're in.

- Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fuckin' Judean People's Front.

- Yeah! Splitters!

- And the Judean Popular People's Front.

- Oh, yeah! Splitters! And the People's Front of Judea.

- Splitters!

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