If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference.

— (Michael Palin)

4 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:31:03.996 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.

- Uh, well, one...

- Oh, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

- Are you with us?

- Yes.

- From now on you shall be called Brian that is called Brian.

- Tell him about the raid on Pilate's palace, Francis.

- Right. This is the plan.

- Now, this is the palace on Caesar's Square. Our commando unit will approach from Fish Street under cover of night and make our way to the northwestern main drain.

- If questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conference.

- Reg, our glorious leader and founder of the P.F.J., will be coordinating consultant at the drain head.

- Though he himself will not be taking part in any terrorist action as he has a bad back.

- Aren't you going to come with us?

- Solidarity, brother.

- Oh, yes, solidarity, Reg.

- Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so you must move fast. And don't wear your best sandals.

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