- Now hear this! Blessed are they who convert their neighbor's asses for they shall inhibit their girth.
- Rubbish!
9 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:54:31.125 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Look, there was this man, and he had two servants.
- What were they called? What were their names?
- And he gave them some talents.
- He doesn't know what they were called!
- They were called Simon and Adrian.
- Oh. You said you didn't know!
- It really doesn't matter. The point is, there were these two servants.
- He's making it up as he goes along.
- And he gave them... Wait a minute, were there three?
- Oh, he's terrible! Oh, get off!
- Rubbish!
- And to them only shall be given... to them only shall be given...
- What?
- Hmm?
- Nothing.
- Yes, you were going to say something.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, come on. Tell us before you go.
- Must be, otherwise he'd tell us.
- Is it the secret of eternal life?
- Of course not. If I knew the secret of eternal life, I wouldn't say.
- No, tell us first. We were here first. We were here first!
- Go away!
[...]
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