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Promised me the known world, he did. I was to be taken to Rome, housed by the Forum slaves, asses' milk, as much gold as I could eat.

10 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:21.049 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, you know you were asking me about your...

- My nose?

- Yes. Well, there's a reason it's like it is, Brian.

- What is it?

- Well, I suppose I should've told you a long time ago, but... Well, Brian... your father isn't Mr. Cohen.

- Well, I never thought he was.

- None of your cheek!

- He was a Roman, Brian. He was a centurion in the Roman army.

- You mean you were raped?

- Well, at first, yes.

- Who was it?

- Naughtius Maximus, his name was.

- Promised me the known world, he did. I was to be taken to Rome, housed by the Forum slaves, asses' milk, as much gold as I could eat.

- Then he, having his way with me, he had... Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct!

- The bastard!

- Yeah, so next time you go on about the 'bloody Romans', don't forget you're one of 'em!

- I'm not a Roman, Mum! And I never will be! I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose! I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

- Sex, sex, sex. That's all they think about, huh?

- Well, how are you, then, officer?

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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