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Excuse me. Could you just sign here, please, sir? Thank you.

5 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:40:34.633 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. It really is embarrassing. I mean, to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.

- Shall we take our cars? Why not? Good idea. Why not?

- Behold Paradise.

- I love it here, darling.

- Me, too, Marvin.

- Hello. Welcome to Heaven.

- Excuse me. Could you just sign here, please, sir? Thank you.

- There's a table for you through there, in the restaurant.

- Thank you.

- For the ladies.

- Hmm! Afterlife mints.

- Thank you.

- Happy Christmas.

- Oh, is it Christmas today?

- Of course, madam. It's Christmas every day in heaven.

- Oh! How 'bout that?

- Lovely.

- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It's truly a real honorable experience to be here this evening.

- A very wonderful and warm, and emotional moment for all of us. And I'd like to sing a song, for all of you.

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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