It's not as simple as that. God knows all. He'd see through such a cheap trick.
6 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:31:24.986 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- So you see my problem, little ones. I can't keep you all here any longer.
- I can't keep you all here any longer!
- God has blessed us so much I can't afford to feed you anymore.
- Couldn't you have your balls cut off?
- It's not as simple as that. God knows all. He'd see through such a cheap trick.
- What we do to ourselves, we do to Him.
- You could have had them pulled off in an accident.
- Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.
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