Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors

, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Why, we even pooped together.

12 You can't run from your problems. Black people run fast, but problem even faster.

13 Might be shrinking. The car is being smaller. -Yeah, you might be right. Been raining a lot lately.

14 Whale, ho! -Did somebody just call me a whale? -Yeah, and a ho!

15 I don't understand it, because when you was a little boy, you say, 'One day I find the girl of my dreams.' And then you marry a gorilla.

16 It ain't never enough talking when you talking about love, brother.

17 It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

18 Excuse me, ma'am? We have a 300-pound weight limit.

19 If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice.

20 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.

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