Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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21 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.

Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

22 You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand?

Buster (Marlon Wayans)

23 And stretch it out. Work your whole bicuspids area, your whole bilaterals and bisexuals. Very good.

Buster (Marlon Wayans)

24 I'm gonna go out and purchase me a pellet rifle! And then I'm gonna give him something to bark about when I start popping pellets in his little bug-eyed bastard's _.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

25 Looks like the wedding's off, bro. -Church!

Pope Sweet Jesus (Eddie Griffin), Lord Have Mercy (Katt Williams)

26 Ooh! You ugly black one, too. You be here long time. Nobody ever come and say, 'Give me the ugly, black one.'

Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

27 Shh! Mmm-mmm. I ain't come out here for that. Mmm-mmm. I'm out here to enjoy these festivities, not to be talking no business.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

28 So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness and peace and love, and lots of bananas for your new gorilla.

Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

29 Well, see, I was born with a trick hip and it made me real bendy. See, I'm just like licorice. Look.
30 Who don't like water parks? I love them. They're just like amusement parks, except you ain't got to get off the ride to go to the bathroom.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

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