Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors

, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

21 You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand?

22 And stretch it out. Work your whole bicuspids area, your whole bilaterals and bisexuals. Very good.

23 I'm gonna go out and purchase me a pellet rifle! And then I'm gonna give him something to bark about when I start popping pellets in his little bug-eyed bastard's _.

24 Looks like the wedding's off, bro. -Church!

25 Ooh! You ugly black one, too. You be here long time. Nobody ever come and say, 'Give me the ugly, black one.'

26 Shh! Mmm-mmm. I ain't come out here for that. Mmm-mmm. I'm out here to enjoy these festivities, not to be talking no business.

27 So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness and peace and love, and lots of bananas for your new gorilla.

28 Well, see, I was born with a trick hip and it made me real bendy. See, I'm just like licorice. Look.

29 Wong once have girl child back in Shanghai. When she two years old, I trade her for yak. That sort of thing happen in China from time to time. Yak very hard to come by.

30 You ain't got to worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow.

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