Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors

, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

31 I know what that sound means! Bark! How you doing?

32 And rather than sit here and have a belligerent confrontation with you, 'cause I am a God-fearing man, I'ma do like Jesus H. Christ would do in a situation such as such, and I'm gonna turn the other cheek. Amen.

33 Here come the cops. Here come the cops. They take me to jail. They take me to jail.

34 I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding?

35 I know y'all better stop rushing me. Beauty takes time. This don't just happen.

36 It's raining little white women. -My prayers have been answered!

37 Oh, no. Hell, no. I'm a Christian, and you ain't gonna sit there and blame God for how you look, okay? You the one that pushed that plate away.

38 Say 'Tuesday' again and you ain't gonna see Wednesday!

39 With child? -Oh, yes, can't you tell? I'm getting a little belly. And my titties is all achy and itchy-like.

40 And that makes you the queen of whores!

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