Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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41 With child? -Oh, yes, can't you tell? I'm getting a little belly. And my titties is all achy and itchy-like.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

42 And that makes you the queen of whores!

Norbit (Eddie Murphy)

43 I'm cursing again. Pray, _, pray. Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

44 It's a perfect place for a titty bar. -Did you say 'titty bar'? -Titties. We got it all worked out. -We gonna call it Nipplopolis.

Cuba Gooding Jr., Big Black Jack (Terry Crews)

45 Ling Ling! The children got in MSG barrel. Now all their hair gonna fall out again.

Hangten Wong (Eddie Murphy)

46 Look to me like that fish already in his net. You look like you fixing to catch you a new fish.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

47 Oh I just don't trust him with food. You know, he made dinner for us the other night. It tasted like cheap take-out.

— Kate Thomas (Thandie Newton)

48 Oh, I'm doing better. The doctor said if it weren't for my hard Afro, it could have killed me.

Norbit (Eddie Murphy)

49 See, most men like a woman that got a little huh-huh. Or a little hey-hey. You ain't got nothing. You just skin and bones, just sitting in that chair all bones and skin. Oh, I feel sorry for you.

Rasputia (Eddie Murphy)

50 She'd better move, 'cause my prayer is for a Cadillac.

Pope Sweet Jesus (Eddie Griffin)

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