Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors

, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

41 I'm cursing again. Pray, _, pray. Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.

42 It's a perfect place for a titty bar. -Did you say 'titty bar'? -Titties. We got it all worked out. -We gonna call it Nipplopolis.

43 Ling Ling! The children got in MSG barrel. Now all their hair gonna fall out again.

44 Look to me like that fish already in his net. You look like you fixing to catch you a new fish.

45 Oh I just don't trust him with food. You know, he made dinner for us the other night. It tasted like cheap take-out.

46 Oh, I'm doing better. The doctor said if it weren't for my hard Afro, it could have killed me.

47 See, most men like a woman that got a little huh-huh. Or a little hey-hey. You ain't got nothing. You just skin and bones, just sitting in that chair all bones and skin. Oh, I feel sorry for you.

48 She'd better move, 'cause my prayer is for a Cadillac.

49 Since you feel like running, why don't you run your _ down to the Rib Shak, and get me a short stack of ribs? Extra hot sauce.

50 The one talking to the girl by the bench? -No, the one sucking the jelly out of them donuts.

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