Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

The best quotes and funny one liners from Norbit (2007 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Norbit / Rasputia/ Hangten Wong), Thandie Newton (Kate Thomas), Terry Crews (Big Black Jack)

3 more actors

, Eddie Griffin (Pope Sweet Jesus), Marlon Wayans (Buster), Katt Williams (Lord Have Mercy)

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Norbit Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

51 This wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop it.

52 Who don't like water parks? I love them. They're just like amusement parks, except you ain't got to get off the ride to go to the bathroom.

53 You can't drink wine. -Well, why the hell not? -You're with child.

54 You know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling Ling. I'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnic.

55 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

56 You listen to me. You very special to me. I love you like my own child, like boy child, not girl child.

57 You see that there? You can't see that with a turtleneck.

58 God bless America.

59 With child? I ain't with no... Oh. Oh, that was... I had gas. I still got it. (FARTING) There's your child. Now, go get me something to drink.

60 I'm thinking about going on a little diet or something, so I can get all emaciated-looking like you, then he'll think I look disgusting, and I can get a rest or some sleep for a little while, because he want it all the time.

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