Hey, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's odd and off-putting to pray to a baby.
10 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:13:32 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip.
- Dear tiny infant Jesus, we...
- You know what I want? I want you to do this grace good, so that God will let us win tomorrow.
- Dear tiny Jesus, in your golden-fleece diapers, with your tiny, little, fat, balled-up fists...
- He was a man. He had a beard.
- Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?
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