I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.
6 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:14:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- He was a man. He had a beard.
- Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?
- I win the races and I get the money.
- Ricky, finish the damn grace.
- I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.
- And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.
- Hey, Cal? Why don't you just shut up?
- Okay.
[...]