Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes with Sound Clips - page 10

Download or listen to sound clips of the funniest quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard)

3 more actors

, Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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91 Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

92 Well, let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders who said, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

— Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell)

93 But you're a grown man. You're delivering pizzas on a bike.

94 By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was _.

— Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen)

95 Come face your destroyer!

— Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen)

96 Don't you stick that knife in your leg.

97 Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?

98 Hey, Ricky. You know you're driving like a pissed-off teenager, okay buddy?

— Lucius Washington (Michael Clarke Duncan)

99 I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.

100 I'm not stupid. No one lives forever. No one. But with advances in modern science and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300.

— Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell)

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