I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
7 seconds sound clip from the Ted (2012) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:45:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register? There's, like, 1000 people here.
- There's supposed to be three registers open. For God's sakes.
- Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
- You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
- I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
- That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
- You got a lot of problems, don't you?
[...]
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Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)
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