I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
4 seconds sound clip from the Ted (2012) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:33:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- John, I look like something you give your kid when you tell him Grandma died.
- Look, I know it sucks, okay? But you've got to make some money so you can pay for an apartment.
- I don't want to work at a grocery store.
- Yeah, but you have no skills.
- I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
- As I said, you would need a law degree from a law school.
- No. No. I'm a special case. I'm a... I'm a talking teddy bear, for Christ's sake.
- Let's give him a job. Maybe he'll give us a few laughs around the office.
- And then they're like, Oh, my God! He can deliver. He's actually quite a litigator.
[...]