Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

11 Hey! Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.

12 Hey! What did Daddy just get you for your birthday, huh? -A rake. -That's right. An excellent rake. A birthday rake. So when you clean the yard, you don't have to pick up the leaves with your hands.

13 You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you? -What, like anal? -No, like a _ing circular gold thing on her finger.

14 What is it? -It's called Mind Rape. It's actually pretty mellow.

15 Are you out here all alone? -Uh, no, no, I'm not. You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone.

16 Can you just email me the rest of this story?

17 God, Johnny, I got so much energy. We better start doing stupid _.

18 Hello, 911? I need the police right away. This guy took my teddy bear. Hello?

19 I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

20 I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's _ on my breath.

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