Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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21 I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

22 I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's _ on my breath.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

23 If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

24 Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a wooden horse with a wig kind of family.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

25 You're lucky I'm in my _ing restaurant clothes, _. 'Cause I'd kick your _ing _ right now.
26 Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

— John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg)

27 Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

28 Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!'

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

29 Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

30 Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.

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