Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

21 If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.

22 Maybe no to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

23 Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3. I'm guessing you're more of a wooden horse with a wig kind of family.

24 You're lucky I'm in my _ing restaurant clothes, _. 'Cause I'd kick your _ing _ right now.

25 Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? -_ing right. -All right, come on. Let's sing the thunder song. -All right.

26 Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

27 Listen to yourself. What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind? That's your choice, John.

28 Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!'

29 Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

30 Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.

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