Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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31 How are the neighbors? -You know, there's an Asian family living next door but they don't have a gong or nothing, so it's not too bad.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

32 I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe.

33 John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

34 My God, America is imploding.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

35 Still better than Katy Perry.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

36 That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

37 Who was that guy? -That was Sinead O'Connor. She don't look so good no more.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

38 Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

39 You got a lot of problems, don't you?

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

40 You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

— Lori Collins (Mila Kunis)

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