Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

51 Jesus, this is weak. It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy.

52 My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, I'm out of here, man. I was gone before she woke up.

53 No, no. And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

54 Oh, my God! It's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle.

55 See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.

56 Show us how, Flash.

57 Where's my ring, mother_er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you _! Come on!

58 Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here. You owe me lobster money.

59 You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

60 You know, this place looks great. -Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for 47 dollars.

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