The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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1 When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you ten fold.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

2 Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico. Okay? They just don't have the regulations.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

3 Oh, I see. We're playing prison rules, huh?

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

4 We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV and I think I saw the loophole in your case.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

5 Can you hold on a second? I have call waiting.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

6 Erection? -No. But thanks for noticing.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey), Robin Harris (Leslie Mann)

7 You know, the trouble with real life is... there's no danger music.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

8 By the way, You might want to put on a bathing suit. Because you'll be channel surfing in no time.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

9 I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

10 The future is now!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

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