The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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11 This differs from a normal massage. How? -It's more sexual.

12 Why should I help you? I gave you free cable. What have you ever done for me?

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

13 You're offering me a bribe. What you've just done is illegal. In this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5000 or spend six months in a correctional facility.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

14 Don't do this. You just need help. We all get lonely.

— Steven M. Kovacs (Matthew Broderick)

15 I don't really have a plan as such I pretty much go moment to moment right now. Winging it, really.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

16 Somebody has to kill the babysitter.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

17 I just want to hang out! NO BIG DEAL!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

18 You think a woman like that would hangout with us if we weren't paying her?

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

19 Cherish him, Robin. Every hair on his head.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

20 Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute? -Of course she is.

— Steven M. Kovacs (Matthew Broderick), Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

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