The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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21 Does it go to your boss? -No, it goes to me. I'm kind of a perfectioniss... Perfectionist.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

22 He's projecting all of his anger on to me. Maybe I should go.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

23 I wish I had friends like that.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

24 I'd strike while the iron is hot if I were you. He who hesitates, masturbates. Go.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

25 I'm gonna talk to the judge about a writ of Habeas Corpus. I'll put the SYSTEM on trial.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

26 Necessity is the mother of invention.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

27 No, it's not, it's not like anything. This isn't a movie! This is reality! There's a difference.

— Steven M. Kovacs (Matthew Broderick)

28 Robin showed me the birthmark on her left shoulder. It's very sexy. Slurp.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

29 She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is. All the complicated splendor that is woman.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

30 What's wrong, Steven!? I'm sensing some weird energy from you.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

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