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The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

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The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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31 You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. (2)

32 You have no messages. -Nobody loves you.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

33 Are you ready to rock?

— Rick (Jack Black)

34 Steven? Steven. My lisp is gone!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

35 Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you try to tell her what she wants to hear.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

36 Cleanliness is next to godliness.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

37 Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

38 Giving me free cable... Only you would do something like that.

— Robin Harris (Leslie Mann)

39 I appreciate your honesty. You're a real straight shooter.

40 I cannot listen to any of your instructions, for you are my sworn enemy... and are about to meet you demise.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

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