The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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41 I just wanted to be your friend, but I screwed it up.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

42 I saw someone. He looked Asian. And he was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure it was... Asian.

— (Ben Stiller)

43 I've had a few drinks, so you might wanna buckle up.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

44 It appears as if someone has taken the liberty of updating your home entertainment system.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

45 Nice jump, Spiderman!

46 No ifs, ands or buts. Well, maybe a few butts. BIG ONES!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

47 No, I had enough. I don't want to do it anymore! I'm not playing porno password with him.

— Steven M. Kovacs (Matthew Broderick)

48 No. It's too late for me, but there are a lot of little cable boys and girls out there who still have a chance!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

49 She's pretty. Don't kiss her. Don't even touch her. Resist the urge at all costs. It'll pay off in the end. See what I'm saying?

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

50 Stevie, you did it, man. You took your cajones and mine and you put them on the table and you slam-dunked it. Way to go.

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