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The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 10

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The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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91 Buy what? -What do you mean, Buy what? The women.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

92 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Talk to me. Tell me where you like it. Come on.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

93 Hey, I'm a big boy. It's no big deal. Whatever.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

94 I hate you! Get out of my life!

— Steven M. Kovacs (Matthew Broderick)

95 Reality isn't Father knows best anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed for reconstructive surgery.

96 You were never there for me, were you, Mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me. I'm the bastard son of Clair Huxtable!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

97 Did anybody notice I'm late?

98 Dude, I've got a lot of tables.

— (Janeane Garofalo)

99 I don't appreciate your tone, Steven. Friends aren't supposed to speak to each other that way.

100 Pretty smooth work. I set them up, you knock them down.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

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