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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Jerk

Dead center! Say your prayers, half-breed!

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4 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:11.056 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So I put a little handle right here in the center, and it puts the pressure on the bridge where it belongs, just like the tie rods on a '72 Buick. Plus, I put a little nose break on them here to prevent slippage. Try it. Use the handle.

- Well, I'll be... It works.

- You know, I make a pretty good living selling shit like this.

- I'll tell you what, if I can develop this gizmo, I'll split it with you fifty-fifty.

- Okay.

- How much do I owe you for the gas? I got a trunk load of shit to sell.

- $26.41.

- Here's $30. Keep the change.

- Wow! Thanks.

- Dead center! Say your prayers, half-breed!

(Sniper shooting oil cans)

- Hey, Harry. Look at this. What's the matter with these cans?

- Die, Milk Face!

- These cans are defective. They're springing leaks.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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