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- Do you ever think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss?
- We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.

9 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:38:06.177 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Maybe some other time, as I intend to do this a lot... every chance I get.

- I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work.

- My friend Patty promised me a blowjob. Your loving' son, Navin. And he's got the kisses here.

- That Patty must be a sweet girl.

- God bless her.

(COUGHING)

- Do you ever think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss?

- We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.

- Look at my ass.

- Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the 'J's.'

- First I get my name in the phone book, and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

(SMALL TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

- End of the line. This is Engineer Fred. Come back and visit me again.

- Billy. Billy.

- Woo-woo!

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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