First I get my name in the phone book, and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.
9 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:38:23.147 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- My friend Patty promised me a blowjob. Your loving' son, Navin. And he's got the kisses here.
- That Patty must be a sweet girl.
- Do you ever think we'll get to know each other well enough to kiss?
- We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.
- Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the 'J's.'
- End of the line. This is Engineer Fred. Come back and visit me again.
- Woo-woo!
- Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond hair, and he's wearing a T-shirt that says 'Bullshit' on it?
- No. There was just one kid earlier, had a T-shirt that said 'Life sucks' on it.
- We got off the roundup and he said he wanted to go on the trains. There he is. Billy!
- Billy, come on off that train!
- Pull that lever! Pull the lever!
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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)
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