- How much do I owe you for the gas? I got a trunk load of shit to sell.
- $26.41.
- Here's $30. Keep the change.
- Wow! Thanks.

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7 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:00.545 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- I was back there thinking, 'What causes glasses to slip on and off?' And it's because when you take them on and off, you're always putting pressure on the frames like this. It causes 'em to spread.

- So I put a little handle right here in the center, and it puts the pressure on the bridge where it belongs, just like the tie rods on a '72 Buick. Plus, I put a little nose break on them here to prevent slippage. Try it. Use the handle.

- Well, I'll be... It works.

- You know, I make a pretty good living selling shit like this.

- I'll tell you what, if I can develop this gizmo, I'll split it with you fifty-fifty.

- How much do I owe you for the gas? I got a trunk load of shit to sell.

- Here's $30. Keep the change.

- Dead center! Say your prayers, half-breed!

(Sniper shooting oil cans)

- Hey, Harry. Look at this. What's the matter with these cans?

- Die, Milk Face!

- These cans are defective. They're springing leaks.

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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