The Jerk Quotes with Sound Clips - page 56

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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551 What's him doing here? Shithead! Shithead! Attack! Attack! Attack! Not me! Get off, Shithead!

553 What? -I thought maybe you might wanna go out with me.

554 Whatever happened to working' your way up? He starts working' for me 10 minutes, and already he wants to be president.

555 When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard.

556 Where you going'? -To the bathroom. -You gotta have a key. -Can I get one?

558 While Patty tends to be more direct.

559 Who is Navin Johnson? Navin is a complex personality, as are most of the small breed of modern-day Renaissance millionaires.

560 Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale of cotton. Whoa Lordie. Pick a bale a day.

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