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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › The Princess Bride (1987)

Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

— Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

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10 seconds sound clip from the The Princess Bride (1987) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:12:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Your first story was better.

- Where's that bellows cramp?

- He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.

- He's dead. He can't talk.

- Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, huh?

- Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

- Please, open his mouth.

- Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.

- Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

(grunts, sighs)

[...]

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Actors: Peter Falk (Grandpa), Cary Elwes (Westley), Robin Wright (Buttercup), Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya), Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck), Wallace Shawn (Vizzini), André the Giant (Fezzik), Billy Crystal (Miracle Max), Christopher Guest (Count Rugen)

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