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Here's the way I see it. A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

8 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:56:47 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Alright, uh, you wanna talk about guarantees, then...

- Fellas, you just ran out of time.

- Chicken wings.

- Let's think about this for a sec. Why would someone put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.

- Go on! I'm listening.

- Here's the way I see it. A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

- Yeah, makes a man feel good.

- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?

- You figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come down and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?

- What's your point?

- The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.

- He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. Next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter is knocked up.

[...]

Tommy Boy (1995) Sound Clip

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Actors:Chris Farley (Tommy Callahan), David Spade (Richard), Brian Dennehy (Big Tom Callahan), Bo Derek (Beverly), Dan Aykroyd (Ray Zalinsky), Rob Lowe (Paul Barrish)

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