Hey, chief, could you tell me how far it is to Davenport?
5 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- And while you're at it, fill it up with gas, OK?
- I'm gonna go ask directions to our next huge embarrassing failure.
- You're a huge embarrassing failure.
- What?
- Nothing.
- Hey, chief, could you tell me how far it is to Davenport?
- I can't find it on this map.
- Well, get yourself a new map.
- Oh! Son of a...! For Pete...
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